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Chintzware plate

ROYAL MINTON OCTAGON PLATE Member ID5140william ( Feedback score of48) Item condition: Used Sale date: 25 Aug, 2010 Quantity: 1 Winning bid: £2.00

I'm in Crewe with your father buying another motorbike. You wouldn't believe it, would you? Another bloody motorbike. He's barely got one motorbike into the garage before he's swapping it for another one. Oh, and I've got to look after Evie all day tomorrow and then go and help out at Dagfields all day on Saturday, because they won't be able to cope without me on a Bank Holiday, so if you don't get up here quickly and help me get this single bed down to the tip and this kingsize mattress into the bungalow, I might as well just give up and drop dead on the spot. So I've just treated myself to a chintzware plate off Ebay. If you spot any more of these, buy them, because I've not got enough of them and I can easily get £2.50 for them, maybe even £3 if there are Koreans in and they aren't focussing on traditional pub furniture.

Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft...

I Hate Food

Recovering

I'm only just getting over Ibiza now. What with having to traipse up to the top of the cathedral and take two different taxi boats to Ibiza Town, I was exhausted by day three. And then they made me get on this lilo just so they could laugh at me.

Anyway, why aren't you watching Antiques Road Trip? It'll give you some ideas for what to buy. And don't say you don't like antiques. Nobody hates antiques. That's ridiculous! Anyway, if you see any puppets in boxes like these, buy them. Doesn't matter how much, just buy them an

d then I can sell them on. They go mad for these at Dagfields, I'm telling you now.

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