First go on the Chromebook

I don't know how people manage to cope with new laptops. We've only had the other one for five years and now I've got to get used to this Chromebook. I'll be dead before I can work out how to use it, I'm telling you now. As long as it's got my Barclays, ebay, Peter Wilson and Louis Taylor's on it, that's all I care about. Everything else is just too much for me to handle at the moment, what with my spine.