Car boot sale

I was meant to be doing a car boot sale today, only it's too hot, so I couldn't possibly. It was too wet last week and now it's too hot. You can never get the right bloody weather to do a car boot sale. I've got a garage full of stuff that needs selling. Do you want these CDs? You never listen to them, you must have hundreds. I can get 50p each for these, you know. And what about these books? It doesn't matter if they're in German. There must be somebody at the Trentham Gardens car boot sale who'll want a copy of 'Also Sprach Zarathustra'. Who's it by? Nietzsche? Have a look on Ebay and see what Nietzsche books go for. I bet you I can get at least a pound for it... Vaughn! This dog's driving me up the wall! Will you put him outside? When will that turkey joint be done?