Korean crisis

Aren't they terrible, these MPs and their expenses? If they were claiming for Moorcroft vases, I could understand it, but some of the common things they buy, it just goes to show they're a lower class of MP these days. I keep thinking I should become an MP, but my back's too bad and I just can't shake off this virus. And if I was an MP, I'd make sure I'd find out what these Koreans are doing, because they keep turning up at Dagfields, buying up all the porcelain and shipping it back to Korea. I said to some of them the other day that turned up, 'Where are you taking all of these Carltonware sandwich sets?' but they just pretended they didn't understand me. What do Koreans want with Carltonware sandwich sets, that's what I want to know...