Trying to view photos

Your father's put these pictures of Kirsty riding the horse and I'm trying to view them. It says 'Open folder to view files'. Should I do that? I just don't understand. There's every folder under the sun here. There's this one called 'Mia', only it's not the horse, it's that woman that JJ used to hang around with. How stupid is that? Having a woman and a horse both called Mia? So I've no idea which folder to look in now and your father's gone out for a curry, so he's no use, especially having knocked himself unconscious falling off that bloody trampoline. I wish I'd gone for the curry now, only I didn't feel up for it, not after that virus last week. I'm barely over it now. I'll need a holiday, I'll tell you that much. I'm thinking Corfu, so this volcano had better stop or I'll have a nervous breakdown.

Anyway, show me some nice pictures of that house in Stansted...

World of Pat's latest follower...

Pine Coffee Table

I shouldn't have to be videoing pine coffee tables at my age, not with all of the bending involved. It's far too much of a rigmarole. I'll be expecting a profit, I'll tell you that much.

And I don't care if this is a duck or an avocet or whatever it bloody well is. I'm not taking a penny less than £30 and the Koreans can like it or lump it.