Bungalow Worries

Have you been watching Location Location Location? It's very good. Don't know why I'm ringing you. I've got to go to the doctor, the dentist, the vet and the beautician for my feet, but I just can't think which one to do first. I'm just run off my feet. The dog's swollen up, drinking all the time and weeing all the time. Plus, I can't cut my toenails anymore so I've got to go to the beautician to do it. And I'm still having nightmares about not selling the bungalow. Up at 4 o'clock in the morning. I'll have to replace the fitted wardrobes. See if I can get a man to get them out. And I don't know whether the roof needs mending or not. I just can't cope with the thought of it... Right, I've got to go. I've just had a Dulcolax.

I told you I was tired all the time

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