I can't come down to Stansted next week, I'm afraid, because I'm just too hot. I've tried telling the doctor, but he just doesn't believe me when I tell him I'm hot. I'm just hot all the time. HATT, plus plus plus. it's like going back to the PMT all over again. Pre-menstrual tension, menstrual tension, post-menstrual tension... There were only about 2 days of the month when I wasn't some kind of bloody menstrual. It's ridiculous. And it would take me two days to recover from the drive down to Stansted from Stoke as it is... And I'm never going to be able to sell these erotic Japanese statuettes at Dagfields - they're just too rude. So that's another waste of £65.
