I shouldn't be worried about fashion at my age. And the upshot of it all is there's no way I'll make it to Stevenage on Saturday, I'm telling you now!

I've been worried sick about this bloody London Fashion Week

Bargain Hunt cameo appearance

Well, I wouldn't have paid £45 for that, so there's no way I'm bidding, Bargain Hunt or no Bargain Hunt. But then, they're a lower class of antique hunter than you get on Flog It! or Cash in the Attic, so what do you expect? I could have told them they'd make a loss on that rubbish...